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1) Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. I don't know why they didn't study at day time.
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2) He was a good man . Never smoked, drank and no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said,'he who never lived, can't die.
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3) Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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4) "What did one ghost say to another?" .. .."Do you believe in people?"
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5) My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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6) They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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7) Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."
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8) When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay inadvance.
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9) But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now Ianswer it whether it rings or not.
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10) It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
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